My partner is addicted to Apple products. He raves about how great they are and enthusiastically points them out when they appear in films/tv shows. If there was a 12-Step meeting for apple-a-holics, I'd send him there! I think he loves his powerbook more than he loves me. I could strip naked and limbo dance under the table and he wouldn't even look up from the screen. He spends 90% of his time on his mac and falls on the floor laughing at the mac ads. Usually I get out my calculator and work out how much time he's wasted laughing.

A new Apple TV would occupy me while my partner is in Apple-Land (or I may be forced to put his beloved applemac on his head, position him under a tree and try to shoot it off with my X-box toy gun just to see how far it falls). If you would like to spare my partner of this dangerous and degrading experiment, please make me the winner of the shiny new Apple TV. To show my appreciation, I will then convert to the Apple Faith and give up my nerdy ways (and my calculator) for good.

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